There are certain Man Laws that guys cannot break, no matter what the circumstances. For example, guys DO NOT watch chick flicks and cry. Another one is that guys DO NOT drink lite beer. Every guy knows that there is NO cuddling after sex unless you are paralyzed and she is assisting you the hospital. All men should understand that two guys do not share the same umbrella, even if there is a deluge going on. It is understood by all dudes that it is not acceptable to own a tiny dog of any breed, ever. And lastly, men do not take bubble baths. That is, of course, unless that bubble bath is with a woman who is of the big-tit persuasion and is promising to jerk you off with not only her hands but with those giant bags o’ fun, too. And that woman has to be reigning cock expert and nut-sac draining specialist, Candace Von. It is only under these exact conditions that the no bubble bath law can be circumvented. Thank goodness this guy found that loophole that allowed him to frolic in the suds with Candace, otherwise he might have missed out on what can only be described as the best tits and tug job of all time. Not only does Candace know how to make a cock erupt, she is probably one of the nastiest bitches ever. Of course that’s nasty in a good way. Her dirty talk will have you stiff in a heartbeat and cumming in two shakes…or strokes, depending on your style.
The wonderful thing about this video is that it’s Cindy Cupps and a cock. Period. Ms. Cupps has been one of our favorite big titters for a long time, but she was always hesitant to get it on with any dong…even though all you big-boob fanatics were begging her to go all the way. And who wouldn’t want to blow a load all over Cindy? With those saucer-sized areola and those balloon-sized jugs, she is a keeper. So when we suggested that instead of devouring and pouncing on a cock that she might want to use her mams and cute hands to stroke one into submission, she was all for it. And for someone who claimed, or maybe feigned, not being into working a cock on camera, Cindy strokes this one like she’s been doing it for years. She rubs her big tits all over it and then she grabs on to it and jerks, jerks, jerks it until this guy is harder than college algebra. Then she wraps it up nice and snug in her tit-pussy and rocks her rack up and down until we have blastoff and this guy is creaming all over her. Seeing Cindy handle man-meat for the first time ever is a thing of beauty. Enjoy it.
Time’s are tough, man. The economy’s shit and everyone needs to make an extra buck nowadays to make ends meet. This dude had to head over to the sperm bank to make a sauce deposit just so he could pay his light bill. Luckily for him, Cassandra was there to help the process along. When he gets one look at this nympho nurse, he is practically about to shoot his sample right in his pants, but Cassandra knows how to collect and takes him into a private deposit room to make sure he is comfortable. When she gives him a dirty mag for inspiration, he tells her he has all the material he needs just looking at her cleavage. She decides to help him along and whips her tatas out and squeezes his sperm out herself. Now all that’s left is for her to scrape all that sauce into a little cup so
this guy can get his wad of cash for blowing his wad.
There’s something about a hot chick with big tatas in red lingerie, waiting for you in the kitchen. It’s almost perfect. The only thing that’s missing is a cold beer in her hand while she is waiting on her knees to suck your dick. But what if she said, “Honey, today I want you to fuck my big, luscious tits with your dick and then spray me with cum…then I’ll make you a pie,” wouldn’t that be the most-perfect moment of all time? We think so. If Goldie were your girlfriend, then every day would be perfect, because she loves to titty fuck. She may not make you a pie afterwards, but she would probably let you get in her pie, since she seems to be pretty easy. (Not that this is a problem.) She told us she likes it almost as much as she loves to give blowjobs. Yes, she loves to give blowjobs, too. And she likes to lick cum off her tits. She’s a pipe cleaner and a cum-cleaner, all in one. Talk about a good, little woman. What a keeper.
In these days of fast-paced action and go-go-go mentality, who has time to wait for all the frills and thrills of fucking? No one. Nowadays we want to get in, and get off and get out, right? It’s not about taking your time to get in the pussy…it’s about getting your chance to bust a nut and if that means that the pussy doesn’t get it’s fill of orgasms, who cares? That’s why girls like Janet Jade are so wonderful. Janet is not there for her pleasure. She doesn’t want you to fuck her. She wants to make you cum, period. And she wants you to cum all over her, if possible. She just wants to jerk you and tit-fuck you until YOU get off, and then she is done. And Janet is not one of those demanding diva type of bitches, who tells you what to do and how she wants you to touch her…oh, no. Janet takes direction well. You tell her to stand up and show her curves off, and she is on her feet within seconds. You tell her to strip and unleash her ebony tits, and she is gyrating and getting naked ASAP. You tell her jump up and down and make those giant jigglers clap, and she asks how high. And the only thing that she asks of you in return is that you make her tits as lubed up as possible so when she envelops your giant rod with them, that it feels as good as it possibly can. Is there anything better than that? You bet your ass there is. It gets better when you get to nut your cream filling all over her chocolate mounds.
Holly’s been in the biz for over a decade and unlike some other porn legends, she doesn’t just go through the motions when she films a fuck scene. In fact, she gives it her all, sometimes going above and beyond the call of booty to ensure that everyone cums in the end. So what do you do when one of the queens of cream asks you to give her something new and exciting to do? You tell her to give the perfect tit and tug job and let us film it, that’s what. When we told Holly to use her knockers and knock a huge load out of this cock, not only was she excited to give it a go, she also told us that she had some personal experience to fall back on. (Apparently, when you are the owner of a huge set of jugs, you find creative and exciting ways to use them in your daily life.) Since Holly was no stranger to jerking a cock with her jugs, we wondered what the lure of the tug job was for her? She said she was just excited to use something other than her pussy, mouth and ass to drain a cock. Hey, whatever floats your boat, Holly.
Stacy Adams is a mocha-mammed, dick-crazed, ball-draining, knob-jerking slut. And we mean that in the nicest way. This choco-cutie loves to unleash her rack and jiggle for your pleasure. While she is soaking in the Jacuzzi, she soaks her titties with her own spit, just to get them lubed up for some dick. We love a girl who is prepared for anything, and she is, telling this lucky bastard where and how she wants him so she can wrap those mocha mountains around his dick. And don’t think that she ignores the fundamentals. This chick loves to play with a guy’s balls, even using her tits to fondle this guy’s nuts. You won’t see a more determined chick anywhere else. Stacy really gets into jacking this cock with her hands and her swinging boobs. So much that she needs a timeout to rub on her own pussy. She literally rubs one out and you can hear it! Her pussy gets so wet that you can hear her juices creaming out of her twat as she shoves her fingers in and out of herself. Once she works herself over, she comes right back to taking care of the dick like a good chick should. She strokes and jerks and lays back and lets the cock ram her tit canal, begging for nut sauce to be ejected all over her. There’s nothing like a lovely lady who says, “That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That sweet fucking nut all over me.” Yeah, we thought it sounded like poetry, too.
When you think about chicks with tits, and we mean really nice, round, bulbous, jiggly, more-than-a-handful type of tits, what would you consider the best scenario that could go down? Perhaps being seduced by a boobalicious babe in a private setting where she jacks you with her rack until you bust a steamy load on her jugs? Well, although that sounds nice, we think that when it comes to chicks with busts that could kill, we prefer our fantasy to involve TWO chicks attacking our cock out in the open, so every envious motherfucker within the vicinity could look on in a jealous rage at our lucky predicament. But hey, that kind of gregarious display of chicks-on-dick action might not be your style. But even if you are the shy, one-woman-for-my-cock type, we think that if horny chicks Whitney and Veronica decided to give you a frantic tug job on the balcony of your apartment, you might just give in. Imagine these two nasty nymphos all over each other and your dick being the meat in their busty lezzie sandwich. Yeah, we thought you’d be into it. And don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone you caved.
There are two important pieces of information you are going to get up front. The first is that Candy Manson has big knockers that she loves to unleash from the confines of her bra. The second is that Candy Manson loves cock. Now, if you love big tits and you have a cock that you would like to see wrapped in big tits, than this is the girl for you. She may not be the girl you take home to mom, but she is definitely the girl you want to take home. She handles cock in her hands and between her tits like only a seasoned pro can; with excessive exuberance and gusto. And unlike most chicks, who would freak out at the mention of spreading your spunk all over their tits, Candy will encourage you to shoot your wad on her cannons. So, if your plans are to woo the porntastic Candy, here’s what you need to do on your date: Show up. Bring cock. Splatter your batter all over her boobs. You can thank us later for the heads up.
Sit back and watch London seduce this dude in an elevator and then rub one out for him on the couch. And what can be better than getting some knocker love on the couch? The couch is the kingdom for any man’s man. It is on the couch where we rule over the remote control. The couch is the throne where we guzzle the finest of beers, reigning over chips and dip, watching the game in underwear and socks. And now, the couch is the place where we can fuck a chick’s tits, cum all over her and then slap her on the ass and send her to the fridge to grab another cold one for us. And that chick is London Andrews. London has a great pair of naturals that will make you want to rub one out the minute you lay eyes on them. They just look soft and pliant, like two soft pillows that are meant for comfort and bouncing in someone’s face. She is the type of pillow-titted chick that you ask to rub her tits all over your junk. And she told us that she likes it when guys are straightforward and direct while hitting on her, so if you did ask her to titty-fuck your cock, she might just say yes. Proof positive that honesty is the best policy, right?